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02/21/2007

 

Heather Mills, Billy Ray Cyrus Join Dancing with the Stars | Billy Ray Cyrus, Heather Mills

And the Contestants are…

 

Here are the contestants for the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars” (Airs March 19th).

 

Heather Mills:  Could be interesting.  This woman is a little crazy, judging all the stuff she is doing to her soon-to-be ex (Paul McCartney).  I do give her credit for the disadvantage she has (she has one false leg). Do realize she is doing the American Version of this show because London hates her. She is like Yoko Ono over there.

 

Billy Ray Cyrus: Ha ha=).  This one just cracks me up. I always saw him as a joke back in his country singing days.  We’ll see how he does on here. LOL!!! Sorry, I just can’t stop laughing.

 

Leeza Gibbons: Former “Entertainment Tonight” anchor woman, I actually like her a little.  I think she could bring a little bit of personality to the show.


Joey Fatone: Ah, another boy-bander.  I guess they need to fill a quota, since they have not had one since Drew Lachey (Season 2 winner, he was so good).  Watch out for those boy-banders, they start out strong in these competitions.

Laila Ali: I would not want to compete with her.  If she makes it

to the final three, she could start knocking people out to win. One punch and they are down for the count. 

 

Vincent Pastore: This guy really likes reality shows.  He previously starred on “Celebrity Fit Club”, on which he overcame a serious heart problem.  He’s a funny character and I’ll be cheering for him.

 

Apolo Anton Ohno: Oh, boy.  This guy already has a lead on the group.  He is Olympic ice skater, so he already has some natural ability.  He is also apparently good looking, so there is the guy sex appeal.


Paulina Porizkova: There for sex appeal.  This lady is a Czech supermodel and has no dance experience.

Clyde Drexler:  He is a star in the world of the NBA, following in the footsteps of Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith.  This guy could be tough competition.


Ian Ziering:  This is what happens to stars of Beverly Hills 90210.  They turn to reality TV. I like Ian a lot.  I think he is really funny and could be this season’s Jerry Springer, but a better dancer.


Shandi Finnessey:  A former Miss USA.  Let’s hope she does not end up like some other recent beauty queens (haha).

 

 

There you go.  This could make for another interesting season. Lots of laughs and excitement.

 

 

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