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Stop me if you’ve heard this before.  I’m Brad.  I write stuff.

I have a book coming out this year called Sex, Money, Good Grades And Other Things You Won’t Get In College.  You’ll like it if you read it.  Honest.

 

I write blogs because I…Well, I don’t know why, but my friends think they’re funny.

 

Speaking of whom, my friends are amazing.  I’ve begged some of them to post on this site and they do so because they feel bad for me and also I am holding their pets for ransom.  One more review and KT gets her fish Simon back.

 

You can email me at Brad@CosmicGeppetto.com.

 

Ringside Voices: The Interview - 09/16/2008

 

Conversating: Moses Smell The Roses - 09/09/2008

 

Miss Norene - 08/31/2008

 

Conversating: Would You Like Fries with that Bickering? - 08/20/2008

 

Shooting My Mouth Off About The Phils - 08/04/2008

 

Dos and Don’ts - 07/30/2008

 

Your Kiss is on My List - 07/23/2008

 

Stuff That is Awesome - 07/18/2008

 

Captain, Our Captain - 07/14/2008

 

Late - 07/03/2008

 

Remembering George - 06/25/2008

 

Stuff That Is Awesome - 06/18/2008

 

Going Green - 06/11/2008

 

Old Man at the Game - 06/04/2008

 

Man-Bag Blues - 05/30/2008

 

Stuff That Is Awesome - 05/19/2008

 

Flightless Birds and a Fat Rabbit - 05/07/2008

 

Brad Whining About Music…Again - 04/30/2008

 

Conversating: Ele-funky - 04/24/2008

 

Working for the Weekend - 04/16/2008

 

Conversating: Thrill of the Fight - 04/09/2008

 

Stuff That is Awesome - 03/26/2008

 

Comics 2 Film - 03/21/2008

 

Conversating: Accusations - 03/17/2008

 

Another Year Older - 03/12/2008

 

Look!  A Baby! - 03/11/2008

 

Random Thoughts - 03/05/2008

 

Oscar: The Postmortem - 02/27/2008

 

Stuff That Is Awesome - 02/18/2008

 

Grammy Stuff - 02/08/2008

 

About The Super Bowl - 02/01/2008

 

Scorpions - 01/30/2008

 

Smarter Than…No One, Pt. 2 - 01/25/2008

 

Smarter Than…No One - 01/22/2008

 

Hey Paula - 01/17/2008

 

Surviving Sid - 01/14/2008

 

The iPod - 01/08/2008

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 12/26/2007

 

Top 9 of 2007: Music - 12/26/2007

 

Helping Carlos - 12/18/2007

 

Top 10 of 2007: Books - 12/13/2007

 

Top 10 - 12/11/2007

 

Conversating: Bad Hair Day - 12/06/2007

 

Got That Bloaty Feeling? - 12/04/2007

 

The Pits - 11/27/2007

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 11/23/2007

 

Horseplay - 11/21/2007

 

We’re Back! - 11/19/2007

 

Surprise! - 11/07/2007

 

Missus Pics - 11/06/2007

 

Halloween Pic - 11/02/2007

 

Preferences - 10/30/2007

 

Odds and Ends - 10/25/2007

 

Chipper - 10/18/2007

 

The Process - 10/11/2007

 

Stuff That Is Awesome - 10/09/2007

 

Conversating: Street Racing - 10/02/2007

 

Conversating: CLUNK! -09/27/2007

 

Conversating: The Crazy Beach Boy - 09/25/2007

 

Girls, Girls, Girls - 09/20/2007

 

Stuff That is Awesome - 09/14/2007

 

Meet Carlos 2 - 09/12/2007

 

Night At Bengies - 09/07/2007

 

Meet Shawn 2.2 - 09/05/2007

 

We Should Be Dancing - 08/29/2007

 

Congrats to Amy - 08/23/2007

 

Oops - 08/16/2007

 

Meet Giz 2 - 08/14/2007

 

Meet The Missus 2 - 08/09/2007

 

Meet Shawn 2 - 08/07/2007

 

Meet Jason 2 - 08/02/2007

 

Meet KT 2 - 07/31/2007

 

Shawn’s Kwik-E - 07/26/2007

 

El Simpsones - 07/23/2007

 

Today’s Thoughts: Transformers - 07/05/2007

 

Whining - 07/02/2007

 

No Words - 06/29/2007

 

Kinder?  Gentler? - 06/27/2007

 

Agony Of Defeat - 06/25/2007

 

Stuff That Is Awesome - 06/21/2007

 

Conversating: Can You Spell That? - 06/18/2007

 

jarf w/o Otter - 06/14/2007

 

Major Minnie Fan - 06/12/2007

 

Conversating: Calorie Counting - 06/08/2007

 

Read It - 06/06/2007

 

Sorry, Steve - 06/04/2007

 

No Bull - 05/31/2007

 

Conversating: The Blame Game - 05/29/2007

 

Little Gypsy - 05/25/2007

 

Music Memories: OU812 - 05/23/2007

 

I’m Back - 05/21/2007

 

Rejection - 05/11/2007

 

Spider-Thoughts - 05/09/2007

 

Zitizilla - 05/07/2007

 

Brad Geeks Out for a Few Hundred Words - 05/04/2007

 

Special Day - 05/02/2007

 

Conversating: Dream A Little Dream - 04/30/2007

 

Get To Know Me - 04/26/2007

 

Visiting Boyd’s - 04/24/2007

 

The jarfketeer Show w/ Otter II - 04/19/2007               Kissing People Off - 04/17/2007

 

The jarfketeer Show w/ Otter - 04/13/2007                   Professional - 04/11/2007

 

Watch Out For That…Door? - 04/09/2007            Oh, Lame Duck.  Where Art Thou? - 04/06/2007

 

The Special Olympics - 04/04/2007                                Talking Turkey - 04/02/2007

 

Never Fear? - 03/30/2007                                                  Happy Feet: Redux - 03/28/2007

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 03/26/2007              Take A Pass - 03/23/2007

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 03/21/2007              Conversating: Cold As Ice - 03/19/07

 

Stuff That Is Awesome - 03/16/2007                             Look at the Floor, Brad - 03/14/2007

 

A Goodyear Birthday - 03/12/2007                                Bad Monkeys - 03/08/2007

 

Accidents Happen - 03/05/2007                                      New Friends - 03/02/2007

 

Avalanche - 02/28/22007                                                 IG, Where Art Thou? - 02/26/2007

 

Picture Time - 02/23/2007                                                 MP3 - 02/21/2007

 

Conversating: Monkeys! - 02/19/2007                           Conversating: Five Years - 02/15/2007

 

About the Grammys - 02/13/2007                                  Fox-y - 02/09/2007

 

Dance The Night Away - 02/08/2007                             Stay Away From Cold Benches - 02/05/2007

 

American Idol: Week 3, Part 2 - 02/01/2007                 We Get Your Letters Every Day - 01/31/2007

 

A Quarter Century of Destruction - 01/29/2007           Conversating: American Idol - 01/26/07

 

Wikipedia - 01/24/07                                                          What the Flock? - 01/22/07

 

Lowering The Boom - 01/17/07                                       We Get Your Letters Every Day - 12/29/06

 

Hello, Mr. Carter - 12/27/06                                              Best Music of 2006 - 12/20/06

 

Best Books of 2006 - 12/18/06                                        Neighborly - 12/15/06                                       

 

Shop Doxie - 12/13/06                                                       We Get Your Letters Every Day - 12/11/06

 

Oliver - 12/08/06                                                                 Tales (or pics, actually) From England, Part 4 - 12/06/06

 

You Were Always On My Mind - 12/04/06

 

From MySpace - 11/29/06                                                What’s Up, Doc? - 11/27/06

 

jarf And Otter - 11/24/06                                                   Picture Time! - 11/22/06

 

The Plunge - 11/20/06                                                        Tales From England, Part 3 - 11/17/06

 

Tales From England, Part 2 - 11/15/06                           Tales From England, Part 1 - 11/13/06

 

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That - 11/10/06

 

The Return - 11/08/06

 

Shoppin’ and Flirtin’ - 10/25/06                                       Sleeping In - 10/23/06

 

With Conviction -10/20/06                                               Save Me - 10/18/06

 

Goodbye, CBGB - 10/16/06                                             We Get Your Letters Every Day - 10/13/06

 

Conversating: Mel - 10/11/03                                           Conversating: Fearful - 10/09/06

 

Thank You For Smoking: Redux - 10/06/06                 We Get Your Letters Every Day - 10/04/06

 

Weekend Warriors - 10/02/06                                           The Wrecking Crew Revenge: Shawn - 09/29/06

 

The Wrecking Crew Revenge: Jason - 09/27/06           Measuring Up - 09/25/06

 

The Wrecking Crew Revenge: The Missus - 09/22/06

 

Conversating: Workin’ for a Livin’ - 09/20/06

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 09/18/06                   Meet The Wrecking Crew: Carlos - 09/15/06

 

Meet The Wrecking Crew: Carlos (Take 1) - 09/15/06.  This was my first attempt to write a blog about Carlos. I wasn’t thrilled with it, so wrote a different one.  Later, I came back to this one and worked it enough that it came out all right.  Since I’m not one to throw out a decent post, here it is.

 

Just Beachin’ - 09/13/06                                                    Meet The Wrecking Crew: Tim - 09/11/06

 

Meet The Wrecking Crew: Giz - 09/07/06                      Interruption - 09/05/06

 

Meet The Wrecking Crew: Shawn - 08/31/06                Meet The Wrecking Crew: KT - 08/29/06

 

Meet The Wrecking Crew: Jason - 08/23/06                  Meet The Wrecking Crew: The Missus - 08/21/06

 

Movie Time - 08/18/06                                                      Conversating: Carpool Edition - 08/16/06

 

Cheerio - 08/14/06                                                              Home Sellin’ - 08/11/06

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 08/09/06                   In jarf We Trust - 08/07/06

 

Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah, I Wanna Be Updated - 08/02/06

 

Conversating: Clerks 2 - 07/31/06

 

Amazonian Retreat - 07/28/06                                        We Get Your Letters Every Day - 07/26/06

 

Cruising Into The Sunset - 07/24/06                                Is That A Corsage Or Someone’s Spleen? - 07/21/06

 

Let The Music Do The Talkin’ - 07/19/06                      We Get Your Letters Every Day - 07/17/06                  

 

Watcha Readin’? - 07/14/06                                              Conversating: Shall We Dance? - 07/12/06

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 07/10/06                     The Review/Thong Exchange Program - 07/07/06

 

Hootermania Running Wild - 07/05/06                            Today’s Thoughts: Superman - 07/03/06

 

What Do You Mean They’re Not Making Aquaman: The Movie? - 07/03/06.  I wrote this a little while ago, but never got around to posting it.

 

Take Me Out To The Ballgame - 06/30/06

 

Mothers, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be F-Word Users - 06/28/06

 

Steam Is What You Need - 06/26/06                                Three Fuzzy Friends - 06/23/06

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 06/21/06                     Killing Ms. Marilyn - 06/19/06

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 06/16/06                     Support The Special Olympics - 06/13/06

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 06/09/06                     Roller Derby Zombies - 06/07/06

 

Defending Austin - 06/05/06                                              Me and Fred Sanford - 06/02/06

 

Bordering On Excitement - 05/27/06                                Everybody’s A Critic - 05/24/06

 

Surprise! Surprise! - 05/22/06                                             We Get Your Letters Every Day - 05/17/06

 

Checking In - 05/16/06                                                        We Get Your Letters Every Day - 05/12/06

 

Before And After 1: Born on the Bayou - 05/11/06.  Sigh.  I don’t know what happened to the original version of this blog.  It disappeared into the Internet ether.  I rewrote it and reposted it because I’m not smart enough to save copies of my blogs at a secondary source.

 

Before And After 3: Evil Bunny Transformed - 05/09/06

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 05/08/06

 

Before And After 2: The Lady In Red - 05/04/06

 

Sad Makes Me Angry: Redux - 05/02/06                        Odds And Ends - 04/27/06

 

Betty And Famoso Return - 04/26/06                              The Leasing Program - 04/21/06 

 

Austin’s Aquarium Adventure - 04/19/06                        First Response - 04/18/06                                   

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 04/14/06                     Memorial Day Comes Early - 04/10/06

 

How I Became A Fisherman Named Pete - 04/07/06

 

Narnia: Redux - 04/04/06.  Since The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe just got released to DVD, I decided to repost KT’s review of the movie.

 

The Panda And Lamar - 04/03/06                                    It’s Good To Have Goals - 03/31/06

 

Fat Dancing Guy and Going To Give It Up Girl - 03/29/06

 

The Train That Passed Without Warning - 03/27/06

 

We Get Your Letters Every Day - 03/24/06                     Ms. X - 03/22/06

 

Shouldn’t It Be Declared Some Sort Of Holiday? - 03/21/06

 

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Blog - 03/17/06

 

The List - 03/17/06                                                               In With The Matlock Crowd - 03/15/06

 

He Had A Good Run - 03/12/06                                         Bus And Tudor - 03/08/06

 

What’s Really Weird Is The New Quarter With Washington Sporting A Mohawk - 03/07/06

 

Odds and Ends (and the best thing on TV ever) - 03/01/06

 

A Website Whoopin’ - 02/23/06

 

The Razor’s Edge - 02/28/06                                   Just Visiting - 02/23/06

 

An Endorsement - 02/21/06                                               Four Years - 02/16/06

 

We Get Your Letter Every Day - 02/14/06                      What? No Final, Final, Final, Final Edit? - 02/09/06

 

I Wonder How She Made Him Fell - 02/07/06               Too Drunk To Come Up With A Catchy Title - 02/07/06. A Super Bowl story.

 

Mr. 1000 - 02/03/06                                                              Barry, Barry Good - 02/01/06

 

Chris Penn - 01/25/06                                                           One Step Closer - 01/24/06

 

The Numbers Game II - 01/19/06                                      Betty And Famoso - 01/17/06

 

The Numbers Game - 01/12/06                                          I Officially Become An Old Man - 01/09/06

 

Last One For The Holidays - 01/04/06                              Surviving The New Year - 01/03/06

 

Ringing in Chr